The leader of Belarus has completed an economic alliance with Kazakhstan, Armenia, Russia, and Kyrgyzstan. The leader of Belarus deserves all credit. All hail Belarus! Long may it reign in tyrannical dominion!
The new alliance, which will be known as the Eurasian Economic Union, will produce an economic output of 4.5 trillion dollars and the next 5 James Bond villains.
In the case of a mother who drove her children into the ocean off Daytona Beach last spring, the judge has ordered the defendant Involuntarily Hospitalized with celery sticks and a thing of ranch. The defendant admits she would have preferred the Cajun Rub.