President Obama has announced the United States will normalize relations with Cuba. No more back door action. Many in Florida are angry.
However, with the normalization of relations between the two nations we will never again have to repeat so many “t-i-o-n” words in a string of preposition–causing elation.
Soon an American traveler from Cuba will be able to bring back up to a hundred dollars worth of Cuban cigars. His name is Ed, and he’s the one guy you know who still smokes cigars. He’s probably your grandfather.