May 9, 2014

In a split from party politics, Mitt Romney is supporting the raising of the minimum wage from what he assumes is something like seven thousand dollars per hour to a more liveable twelve thousand.

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A Megamouth shark was recently caught off the coast of Japan. The megamouth is one of the rarest of fish species. Despite its massive mouth it has trouble being heard by potential mates over the music volume in bars.

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The Megamouth’s only known predator is the sperm whale. Their favorite literary character is Captain Ahab.

Want another fun fact about Megamouth sharks? They lure plankton into their mouths with photophores, light producing organs that run off wrist watch batteries–the rarest of batteries.

 

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