The latest issue of Vanity Fair features an article by Monica Lewinsky, best known for graduating from the London School of Economics. The piece is expected to offer a sobering analysis of recession recovery.
Speaking of sobering analyses, the third National Climate Assessment predicts that we will all be bloated, drowned corpses by the year 2017. Bad news for most of us, but good news for necrophilic merpeople.
Scientists are offering chemical soaked cotton balls to Galapagos finches. The finches are to use the cotton balls to kill parasites attacking their nests and are not to sell them to college kids for extra seed money.