April 16, 2014

All units were sold out in Google’s one-day sale of Google Glass. For those who failed to obtain the trendy eye wear, Google will soon be selling the alternative Google Brick: a regular brick you can use to smash Google Glass wearers in the face.

Carrboro closed certain streets to automotive traffic last Saturday as part of their second annual Open Streets initiative. Obviously, the openness didn’t apply to cars, but rather to bikes, pedestrians, and stoic ronin warriors battling impossible odds in bloody street showdowns. 50 are dead.

Scientists studying the rings of Saturn think they may have witnessed the birth of a new moon while scientists studying my Saturn hatchback witnessed me sobbing alone in a parking lot.


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