April 15, 2014

A total lunar eclipse occurred this morning transforming the moon into a giant red dot. Werewolves howled. Werecats leapt at it, but soon found it to be an infuriating ruse.

A missing NASA lunar astronaut waited for the moon to change color, then stepped out of his lander and declared himself the first man to walk on Mars.

Boston researchers have found that even casual marijuana use can cause brain abnormalities in young adults. In a peer-reviewed article published in the Journal of Brain Information doctors Clavin, Peterson, and Malone suggest switching to beer.

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