April 2, 2014

A million evacuated Chileans returned home today as tsunami warnings issued following a earthquake last night were finally lifted. Several dolphins wearing people clothes returned home after one night of living the dream.

Scientists studying moon rocks have discovered that the mineral apatite, recently thought to be an indicator of surprisingly high levels of water in the moon’s past, might not be as strong an indicator as they previously thought. Plans to construct a creepy abandoned water park on the moon have been temporarily halted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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