Russia is moving forward with plans to annex Crimea, despite the West’s threat to force Kanye West to move there.
According to a recent analysis, the Earth barely avoided a massive solar storm two years ago that would have devastated communication systems and possibly power grids, crippling our contemporary society. Yes, two years ago was 2012, the year the Mayans predicted the world would end, and yes, the analysis showed that the solar storm was comprised of the fiery souls of thousands of sacrificial victims…but it was still a coincidence.
A job fair was held today at Guilford County Community college. Over ninety employers attended which means that out of the thousands of unemployed job seekers who participated over ninety now have jobs.
And by “have jobs,” we mean they will receive a second, actual interview and then be passed over for a tangential acquaintance of someone who already works there.