Bit 5: Repartee Wherein We Introduce Conflict

BARBARIAN

Dad’s gonna kill you, God!

GOD BLASTS THROUGH HIS SISTER’S FOREHEAD WITH COLDBLOODED ACCURACY. HER LIPS QUIVER A NANOMETER. SHE FALLS DOWN DEAD.

GOD

(blowing on laser pistol nozzle)

I get killed all the time, Barbarian. To Kill is what I’ll die for.

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