It was revealed today that the Koch brothers, the evil billionaires
from Eddie Murphy’s Trading Places from real life are secret investors in several Warner Bros. film projects including Wonder Woman. That means moviegoers who paid to see an Amazon wielding the Lasso of Hestia unwittingly supported dicks wielding the personality disorder of Narcissus.
An Atlanta Gym owner has banned cops from working out at his facility. He has not, however, banned Steven Bochco’s Cop Rock.
TV star, model, and ex-Scientologist Leah Remini has called for a federal investigation into her former religion, an organization infamous for muffling dissenters and splitting apart families. TV watcher and Leah Remini poster owner Me has called for a Muffuletta sandwich, split in half.