Rapid permafrost collapse in Siberia is creating massive craters overnight. Scientists believe it to be yet another consequence of human accelerated global warming. Although clearly, this is just a left-wing cover-up of a sarlacci infestation.
Survivors are celebrating after a Ukrainian pilot landed their plane blind in the wake of flying into a sudden hailstorm that cracked the windshield, disabled the auto-pilot, and chilled the emergency vodka tank.
Two professional football players are being sued by a Hollywood nightclub owner for an over $9,000 bar tab. Most likely, this massive debt was accrued via bottles of Cristal champagne and a large entourage of cocktail imbibers; so it’s not really that impressive compared to my one-man $90 tab comprised purely of PBR.