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Sweaty Summer Podcast: Boats We've been recording a podcast this summer based on an elementary school "summer words" list. in the first episode we talk Read More

August 28, 2017

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Bengals’ linebacker Vontaze Burfict has received a five game suspension after attacking an unsuspecting opponent. In Vontaze’s defense the fullback was refusing to reveal the Read More

A is for Asp

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Flummoxed by her unusual interpersonal relationships, Cleopatra ordered she be brought a snake and a final meal of ground beef from her prized calf. Historians Read More

August 22, 2017

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Legendary comedian Jerry Lewis died earlier this week at age 91. His afterlife will consist of pit falling from Heaven into Hell, then rocketing back Read More

August 18, 2017

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Tony Schwartz, the co-author of historical footnote current president Donald Trump’s memoir The Art of the Deal predicts that Trump will resign shortly. Trump will, Read More

August 14, 2017

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Three are dead after being shot at “Larry’s Fun Fest,” an auto event in southeastern Wisconsin. More stunningly, three have survived after attending “Garry’s Gun Read More

August 9, 2017

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It was revealed today that the Koch brothers, the evil billionaires from Eddie Murphy’s Trading Places from real life are secret investors in several Warner Read More

August 7, 2017

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North Korea has threatened to exact a “thousand fold” revenge upon the United States over American drafted United Nations sanctions that ban North Korean exports Read More

B is for Bubbles

August 5, 2017 admin 0

The Witches’ Party Double double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble. Triple triple doilies and dip bowls. Hors d’oeuvres serve and casually mingle. Read More

C is for Crucifix

August 4, 2017 admin 0

 After Jesus had fallen for the third time, he stood up and trudged to Calvary at a steady pace of 0.5 mph. “How did you Read More

August 4, 2017

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The Secret Service has left Trump Tower due to leasing difficulties. Presumably, the government agency demanded too many special adjustments for the price point. Rationality Read More

August 1, 2017

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Rapid permafrost collapse in Siberia is creating massive craters overnight. Scientists believe it to be yet another consequence of human accelerated global warming. Although clearly, Read More