I didn’t make this but I was lucky enough to see it on the internet. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.
To humans, calling other humans stupid is as vital as breathing. It’s less important for stupid animals.
I’ve got two tickets to paradise due to my weight problem.
Loneliness goes best with breakfast, bad with lunch, and terrible with cannibalism.
Yes, Virgina, there is a Santa Claus. He lives at the North Pole with Frankenstein’s monster: Odd Couple Style.