On Positivity

July 30, 2017 admin 0

It’s important to always keep a sunny disposition. That way people can ignore you as you constantly explode for a billion years.

On Respect #2

July 30, 2017 admin 0

If you can’t speak to someone with respect, don’t drive, or attempt to hold down a job, or try to engage with any of your Read More

On Respect

July 28, 2017 admin 0

If you can’t speak to someone with respect, don’t talk politics.

On Flying Pests

July 26, 2017 admin 0

Fruit flies but can be captured easily through use of a well placed conjunction.

On Dining Alone

January 2, 2014 admin 0

Loneliness goes best with breakfast, bad with lunch, and terrible with cannibalism.