SUMMER 5: SURFING

October 13, 2017 admin 0

Sweaty Summer: Sufing Even though summer is over the sweaty summer podcast continues on. Posted by Unstoppable Failure on Friday, October 13, 2017

I WORK NOW

October 6, 2017 admin 0

I Work Now Huge thanks to everyone that made it out to our show at The Idiot Box this past weekend, here's one of our Read More

September 26, 2017

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U.S. Pacific Fleet Commander Scott Swift has announced his intention to retire, having lost both his submarine and his destroyer within the first five turns. Read More

SUMMER 4: BBQs

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In this podcast we talk about BBQs its got a lot of pizzaz. Posted by Unstoppable Failure on Friday, September 22, 2017

September 18, 2017

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The 69th annual Emmy Awards Ceremony took place last night. [Insert compulsory joke about Hollywood sucking its own dick in the 69.] Award for best Read More

SUMMER 3: SANDCASTLES

September 15, 2017 admin 0

Sweaty Summer: Sandcastles This Week we bring the ephemeral and then we pull it away Posted by Unstoppable Failure on Friday, September 15, 2017

SUMMER 2: CAMPING

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Sweaty Summer Episode 2 in which we talk about camping. Posted by Unstoppable Failure on Wednesday, September 6, 2017

On Defying Gravity

September 5, 2017 admin 0

No one I know believes that I can achieve my dreams. Screw them. I’ll show them. I’ll show them all by going out and making Read More

September 1, 2017

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The internet notifies me that on this day in 1902, Georges Melies’ classic film A Trip to the Moon was released. Every article about the legendary Read More

SUMMER 1: BOATS

August 30, 2017 admin 0

Sweaty Summer Podcast: Boats We've been recording a podcast this summer based on an elementary school "summer words" list. in the first episode we talk Read More

August 28, 2017

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Bengals’ linebacker Vontaze Burfict has received a five game suspension after attacking an unsuspecting opponent. In Vontaze’s defense the fullback was refusing to reveal the Read More

A is for Asp

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Flummoxed by her unusual interpersonal relationships, Cleopatra ordered she be brought a snake and a final meal of ground beef from her prized calf. Historians Read More

August 22, 2017

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Legendary comedian Jerry Lewis died earlier this week at age 91. His afterlife will consist of pit falling from Heaven into Hell, then rocketing back Read More

August 18, 2017

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Tony Schwartz, the co-author of historical footnote current president Donald Trump’s memoir The Art of the Deal predicts that Trump will resign shortly. Trump will, Read More

August 14, 2017

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Three are dead after being shot at “Larry’s Fun Fest,” an auto event in southeastern Wisconsin. More stunningly, three have survived after attending “Garry’s Gun Read More

August 9, 2017

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It was revealed today that the Koch brothers, the evil billionaires from Eddie Murphy’s Trading Places from real life are secret investors in several Warner Read More

August 7, 2017

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North Korea has threatened to exact a “thousand fold” revenge upon the United States over American drafted United Nations sanctions that ban North Korean exports Read More

B is for Bubbles

August 5, 2017 admin 0

The Witches’ Party Double double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble. Triple triple doilies and dip bowls. Hors d’oeuvres serve and casually mingle. Read More

C is for Crucifix

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 After Jesus had fallen for the third time, he stood up and trudged to Calvary at a steady pace of 0.5 mph. “How did you Read More

August 4, 2017

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The Secret Service has left Trump Tower due to leasing difficulties. Presumably, the government agency demanded too many special adjustments for the price point. Rationality Read More

August 1, 2017

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Rapid permafrost collapse in Siberia is creating massive craters overnight. Scientists believe it to be yet another consequence of human accelerated global warming. Although clearly, Read More

July 31, 2017

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Ivanka Trump wants to lower expectations of how much pull she has in her father’s administration, according to a source familiar with her thinking: a Read More

On Positivity

July 30, 2017 admin 0

It’s important to always keep a sunny disposition. That way people can ignore you as you constantly explode for a billion years.

On Respect #2

July 30, 2017 admin 0

If you can’t speak to someone with respect, don’t drive, or attempt to hold down a job, or try to engage with any of your Read More

D is for Drake

July 30, 2017 admin 0

Tyrion the Hand of the Queen advised Daenerys the Mother of Dragons that they were ill-prepared for the coming winter.  He came to work the Read More

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ADDITIONAL CONTRIBUTORS

July 28, 2017 admin 0

The following is a list of fellow artists who helped us make the content on this website. Their awesomeness cannot be overstated. John McIntosh Brian Read More

Helicopter Pro Yeller

July 28, 2017 admin 0

We take to the skies as week two comes to a close. Posted by Unstoppable Failure on Friday, May 12, 2017

Keys, Wallet, Phone

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Sketch a Day May:Keys, Wallet, Phone(Language NSFW) Posted by Unstoppable Failure on Wednesday, May 4, 2016

July 28, 2017

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Leonard Landy from the cast of Our Gang has passed away. Per the tontine, Robert Blake comes one step closer to the Eye of Spanky. Read More

On Respect

July 28, 2017 admin 0

If you can’t speak to someone with respect, don’t talk politics.

July 27, 2017

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Justin Beiber accidentally hit a paparazzi with his car. By all reports, he then behaved disappointingly appropriately. A fisherman’s boat was attacked by an Orca Read More

E is for Ent

July 26, 2017 admin 0

It had been a thousand spans of a thousand years since the plant folk had gathered, but with the world now on the brink of Read More

On Flying Pests

July 26, 2017 admin 0

Fruit flies but can be captured easily through use of a well placed conjunction.

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