August 14, 2017

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Three are dead after being shot at “Larry’s Fun Fest,” an auto event in southeastern Wisconsin. More stunningly, three have survived after attending “Garry’s Gun Read More

August 9, 2017

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It was revealed today that the Koch brothers, the evil billionaires from Eddie Murphy’s Trading Places from real life are secret investors in several Warner Read More

August 7, 2017

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North Korea has threatened to exact a “thousand fold” revenge upon the United States over American drafted United Nations sanctions that ban North Korean exports Read More

B is for Bubbles

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The Witches’ Party Double double toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble. Triple triple doilies and dip bowls. Hors d’oeuvres serve and casually mingle. Read More

C is for Crucifix

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 After Jesus had fallen for the third time, he stood up and trudged to Calvary at a steady pace of 0.5 mph. “How did you Read More

August 4, 2017

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The Secret Service has left Trump Tower due to leasing difficulties. Presumably, the government agency demanded too many special adjustments for the price point. Rationality Read More

August 1, 2017

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Rapid permafrost collapse in Siberia is creating massive craters overnight. Scientists believe it to be yet another consequence of human accelerated global warming. Although clearly, Read More

July 31, 2017

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Ivanka Trump wants to lower expectations of how much pull she has in her father’s administration, according to a source familiar with her thinking: a Read More

On Positivity

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It’s important to always keep a sunny disposition. That way people can ignore you as you constantly explode for a billion years.

On Respect #2

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If you can’t speak to someone with respect, don’t drive, or attempt to hold down a job, or try to engage with any of your Read More

D is for Drake

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Tyrion the Hand of the Queen advised Daenerys the Mother of Dragons that they were ill-prepared for the coming winter.  He came to work the Read More

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ADDITIONAL CONTRIBUTORS

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The following is a list of fellow artists who helped us make the content on this website. Their awesomeness cannot be overstated. John McIntosh Brian Read More

Helicopter Pro Yeller

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We take to the skies as week two comes to a close. Posted by Unstoppable Failure on Friday, May 12, 2017

Keys, Wallet, Phone

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Sketch a Day May:Keys, Wallet, Phone(Language NSFW) Posted by Unstoppable Failure on Wednesday, May 4, 2016

July 28, 2017

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Leonard Landy from the cast of Our Gang has passed away. Per the tontine, Robert Blake comes one step closer to the Eye of Spanky. Read More

On Respect

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If you can’t speak to someone with respect, don’t talk politics.

July 27, 2017

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Justin Beiber accidentally hit a paparazzi with his car. By all reports, he then behaved disappointingly appropriately. A fisherman’s boat was attacked by an Orca Read More

E is for Ent

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It had been a thousand spans of a thousand years since the plant folk had gathered, but with the world now on the brink of Read More

On Flying Pests

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Fruit flies but can be captured easily through use of a well placed conjunction.

July 25, 2017

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President Trump has issued several tweets attempting to shift focus from his campaign’s highly-possible illicit dealings with Russia on to Hillary Clinton’s first-time-anyone-has-ever-heard-of-it dealings with Read More

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